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A Collection of Tweets About The Rapture/Judgement Day
toddtmw Todd Whitehead
Well, it is hailing here the day after Judgement Day. Maybe it really happened, but no one was worthy, so no one noticed.
@drewhastingsDrew Hastings
The Rapture didn’t happen and now I have a lot of bounced checks coming back on me.
JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan
Anyone wanna buy 6 million “5/21/11! Who Let The Rapture Out?” t-shirts?
jimmyfallon jimmy fallon
Does anyone want to buy 6 months of canned food and bottled water?
wilw Wil Wheaton
This is the worst Rapture ever.
jeanniegaffigan Jeannie Gaffigan
The Rapture Day Sales really suck. It’s like no one’s taking it seriously!
Stepto Stephen Toulouse
by wilw
RT @styxboatman http://bit.ly/ja5xmP <<< I am seriously considering doing this in my neighborhood late tonight…
JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan
Is it gauche to wear the same outfit to this Judgement Day that I wore last Judgement Day? Don’t want to be judged for what I’m wearing.
jeanniegaffigan Jeannie Gaffigan
Please submit your bucket list. I did not prepare and I’m cramming so I need ideas.
JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan
Dear God, Can I get extension on my Judgement Day? I was sick & distracted by Twitter. (btw follow back?)
@JimGaffiganJim Gaffigan
This Rapture stuff is silly. BTW how do I become a good person in 12 hrs? Anyone know what God’s favorite ice cream is?
kevin_nealon Kevin Nealon
Maybe there is something to this Rapture Day thing for tomorrow. I just called a friend in Australia and there was no answer.
chickmcgee1 Chick McGee
“It’s not the pace of life that concerns me. It’s the sudden stop at the end.”..oh and remember at the looting…lift with your legs…
JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan
Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.
JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan
Can’t believe I have to work on Judgment Day. I guess I can DVR it, right?
JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan
“Only 2 days till Judgement Day and I still haven’t picked out what robe I gonna wear.” – God
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